Why was the piano invented? So the musician would have a place to put his beer.Piano Notes
How Big Is the World’s Largest Piano? The world’s largest piano is made by the Challen company. It’s a Concert Grand that measures 11 feet, 8 inches long. It weighs over one ton. In 2002, this monster stringed instrument was said to be located at a French estate. - Piano Sheet Music Online
A sailor, ran aground on a sandbar. A passing fisherman offered to tow the sailor’s boat off the bar for fifty dollars and the sailor agreed.
After he was off the bar, the sailor joked that at at $50 a pop the fisherman could make a nice living pulling people off the sandbar day and night.”“
“Can’t at night,” replied the fisherman. “At night I haul sand.”